How to Help Your Wife Dress Like a Football Fan

How to Help Your Wife Dress Like a Football Fan



Taking your wife to the next big game? Well, make sure she is dressed for the occasion.







Things You'll Need:





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Step
1



Take her shopping, heck that's the easy part. It is getting her to go into the proper stores that will be difficult. No Macy's, no GAP, no Old Navy; at least not yet. This is strictly a
sports
related spending spree.




Step
2



The jersey. Come on guys admit it, a lady looks a lot better in the team's jersey then us men. Avoid the ones with names on it. First, with the way players change teams who wants it when he leaves. But, second and most important, do you really want your wife wearing something has another guy's name on it?




Step
3



Shoes are the next step. Forget the spiked heels or boots, it is Nike time. Snatch up a classy set of sneakers because shoes make the outfit and the wrong ones could be disastrous.




Step
4



This is where the GAP can come in play. Get a pair of jeans. The colors of your team will decided what type, color, brand etc. Let her make this choice and remember her butt looks fine in those.




Step
5



No face paint, wigs, or other items that say; You know you should cover your face and/or hair. You might as well stand up and cheer; You're ugly, you're ugly, even your mamma says you're ugly.




Step
6



If it is winter time, this means coat, mittens (yes mittens) and scarf. This is going to add a hefty price tag to the adventure, but when the outfit is complete it will be worth every penny


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